{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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Joe Clifford Faust is an American author best known for his seven science fiction novels which were primarily written during the 1980s and 1990s, including A Death of Honor, The Company Man, the Angel's Luck Trilogy, and the satirical Pembroke Hall novels. His novels are known for their tightly controlled plots and their sense of humor. He has been a guest at Confluence, the Pittsburgh science fiction and fantasy convention.
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