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Ibn Bajja is a small lunar impact crater located about 199k km (62 mi) from the south pole of the Moon. The ridge north of Ibn Bajja is part of the elevated rim encircling the depressed area containing Cabeus.
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Michael Lopez Rama is a Filipino politician who served as Mayor of Cebu City from 2021 to October 3, 2024 and previously from 2010 to 2016. He served as the Vice Mayor of Cebu City from 2001 to 2010 and from 2019 to 2021, and was a member of the Cebu City Council from 1992 to 2001. He was elected the National President of the League of Cities of the Philippines in 2022. In October 2024, the Office of the Ombudsman perpetually disqualified him from public service due to charges of nepotism.
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