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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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Dzogchen Monastery is one of the \"Six Mother Monasteries\" of the Nyingma tradition of Tibetan Buddhism. It is located in Kham within modern day Dêgê County, Garzê Tibetan Autonomous Prefecture, Sichuan, China.
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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