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{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
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Chimonobambusa tumidissinoda is a bamboo species, endemic to southwest Sichuan and northeast Yunnan, China, that has been used for walking sticks since the Han dynasty. Its culms are 2.5–6 meters in height and 1–3 cm in diameter, with large and greatly swollen disk-like nodes. Although it has been utilized since the Han dynasty it somehow escaped scientific description until 1980.
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William George Maton M.D. was an English physician, a society doctor who became associated with the British royal family. He published on natural history and antiquarian topics.
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