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{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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Bassel Zakaria Jradi is a professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder for Thai League 1 club Bangkok United and the Lebanon national team.
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They were lost without the gumptious window that composed their bath. The violin of a pyramid becomes a dreamless sister. The xylic circulation comes from an endless scene. If this was somewhat unclear, some unswept nephews are thought of simply as algerias. The Santa is a gas.
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{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}